My next door neighbor is hilarious, and I think he knows it. The other day we had my sister-in-law visting with us. She lives in Lagos, Nigeria and she gets over to our parts once a year or so. We were taking a walk and we introduced her to the neighbors, who were out in the front yard tending some irises.

ALISA: Hi, this is my sister, Josie.

NEIGHBOR: She looks like a sister. What brings you up here from Oklahoma?

JOSIE: Actually, I live in Nigeria. In Lagos.

NEIGHBOR: So, do we have you to thank for all the internet money schemes?

JOSIE: No, that was someone else.

Truth is stranger than fiction, and I love it.