I did not take this picture, but I really wish I had. I am, in fact, deathly envious of whoever did. The woman in the photo is my old friend Alison Wimmer, who is dancing at her wedding with Top Dog, her father's company mascot.
I know lots of intense young artists think that a work of surreal art has to have melting clocks and elephants on stilts and fur and stuff. Not so, this is perhaps one of the strangest things I have ever seen.
But for Alison, it was completely normal. So who am I to blow against the wind.