After I threw a fit about how trashy I thought multi-colored Christmas lights were, my amazingly talented, "very perfect" wife designed this display, suitable for something like Dwell Magazine.
Alisa was well complimented the next day on the tastefulness of her handiwork. She responded demurely with, "I just got the stuff at the grocery store and made the wreath out of some sticks from the backyard."
The wreath is really amazing. Take a closer look.
Maybe I was wrong about Presidential hopeful Dr. Howard Dean. Perhaps complaining can get you something.